EVERY DOUG HAS ITS DAY

WEMBLEY 50

SLOGGERS 52-4

DESPITE THE TEAMS ATTEMPTED RAIN DANCE AND SOME PLAYERS SELF HARMING THEMSELVES WE HAD TO TAKE THE FIELD  WITH A SOMEWHAT DEPLETED TURNOUT .
A BAD START BECAME DISMAL AS OUR  LEADING LIGHTS DIMMED TO 14-4.
BUT COMETH  THE HOUR COMETH  THE OLD MAN! DOUGIE<fresh from his holidays painting the roads in legoland>DOUBLED HIS LIFETIME RUN TOTAL WITH A BLISTERING ARRAY OF BOUNDARIES. HIS PARTNERSHIP WITH WIDES  AND EXTRAS SAVED OUR BLUSHES.A CAMEO FROM THE VAMPIRE SHOWED HOW WE HAVE MIISSED HIM FOR MOST OF THE SEASON.

CAPTAIN  INSPECTING THE WICKET AFTER A FEW
ST PUALIS

THE CAPTAIN ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTED  TO FEIGN  DEATH BY COLLAPSING  AND TRIED TO CRAWL OFF  THE PITCH! WHEN WILL HE LEARN!!
OUR BOWLERS  SHOWED THEIR CLASS AND SPIRIT <alans is vodka>AND DOUGIES FIELDING SHOWED HE MUST LEARN WHERE THE STUMPS ARE AND NOT TO PLAY CATCH WITH  THE CAPTAIN.
OVERALL YET ANOTHER FUN OUTING AND DESPITE LOSING A CUP THE HUNT IS NOW ON FOR A PLATE<bhs?>

DOUGIE DOES A GOOD JOB
WHILST ON HIS HOLS!