LIFE IS A ROLLER COASTER

IN A MATCH BILLED AS THE GAME TO WIN IT  PROVED A BITTERSWEET TREAT. AN EXCITING TURNOUT OF MANY OF THE WEMBLEY"S FABLED SUPERSTARS<plus dougie> PROMISED MUCH.

AFTER ELECTING TO BAT  HAYDEN KNOCKED OFF HIS NORMAL 30 IN RECORD TIME  IN A DESPERATE  EFFORT TO GET TO THE BAR FOR A BEER. AFTER   GIVING BLOOD KIETH FOLLOWED. SPECTATORS WERE SHOCKED AS 100 WAS REACHED . THE STUD AND BILLY RAY CYRUS CREATED LATE MAYHEM AS WE  REACHED THE UNKNOWN HEIGHTS OF 132 FOR  5

NOT PHOTOSHOP

SPIRITS WERE HIGHER THAN THE PRICE OF A PINT IN OCEAN VILLAGE WHEN WEMBLEY TOOK THE FIELD. HOWEVER DESPITE  EARLY SUCCESS BY VINNET Jr. AND HAYDEN ,THEIR OWN FAT BOY<not alan this time>DANNY RECKED DAMAGE  ON HIS ALMA MARTER TEAM .  CATCHES CAME AND WENT AND RICHARD"S  ATTEMPT AT BODY SURFING ON GRAVEL ALL PROVED TO NO AVAIL .DEFEAT SNATCHED  FROM THE HANDS OF GLORY.

ONE GAME LEFT AND STILL ALL TO PLAY FOR<the wooden spoon>.THE BIG QUESTION  REMAINS,WHO IS SHARON??? IF YOU KNOW HER PLEASE CONTACT US.

DOUGIE TAKES THE TEAM TRANSPORT
TO THE WEMBLEY

ITS ON A PLATE FOR US

VALVERDE 20th SEPTEMBER.EUROPA 17.30

THIS MAY PROVE TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE SEASON FOR US.
A FULL TURNOUT IS REQUIRED.HOWEVER TO SECURE YOUR PLACE IN THE WINNING LINE UP  YOU MUST PHONE  TO CONFIRM  20078004 .NO EXCEPTION ALLOWED.

EVERY DOUG HAS ITS DAY

WEMBLEY 50

SLOGGERS 52-4

DESPITE THE TEAMS ATTEMPTED RAIN DANCE AND SOME PLAYERS SELF HARMING THEMSELVES WE HAD TO TAKE THE FIELD  WITH A SOMEWHAT DEPLETED TURNOUT .
A BAD START BECAME DISMAL AS OUR  LEADING LIGHTS DIMMED TO 14-4.
BUT COMETH  THE HOUR COMETH  THE OLD MAN! DOUGIE<fresh from his holidays painting the roads in legoland>DOUBLED HIS LIFETIME RUN TOTAL WITH A BLISTERING ARRAY OF BOUNDARIES. HIS PARTNERSHIP WITH WIDES  AND EXTRAS SAVED OUR BLUSHES.A CAMEO FROM THE VAMPIRE SHOWED HOW WE HAVE MIISSED HIM FOR MOST OF THE SEASON.

CAPTAIN  INSPECTING THE WICKET AFTER A FEW
ST PUALIS

THE CAPTAIN ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTED  TO FEIGN  DEATH BY COLLAPSING  AND TRIED TO CRAWL OFF  THE PITCH! WHEN WILL HE LEARN!!
OUR BOWLERS  SHOWED THEIR CLASS AND SPIRIT <alans is vodka>AND DOUGIES FIELDING SHOWED HE MUST LEARN WHERE THE STUMPS ARE AND NOT TO PLAY CATCH WITH  THE CAPTAIN.
OVERALL YET ANOTHER FUN OUTING AND DESPITE LOSING A CUP THE HUNT IS NOW ON FOR A PLATE<bhs?>

DOUGIE DOES A GOOD JOB
WHILST ON HIS HOLS!

SWINGING IN THE RAIN!

                                                                                                           

DUE TO AN EXCESS OF LIQUIUD <not st pauli>THE GAME WAS CALLED OFF!!!

DESPITE  THIS THE WEMBLEY  TRIED TO  CLAIM THE GAME UNDER DUCKWORTH LEWIS RULES ON ST PAULI BOTTLE COUNT BACK!  

DISREGARDING  A TURNOUT OF MANY OF OUR  SUPERSTARS  WE WERE FORCED TO RETREAT TO THE BAR  

A REPLAY HAS BEEN ARRANGED  FOR 5th SEPT  17.30 EUROPA

SPECTATORS ARE ADVISED  TO GET TO THE GAME EARLY AS DOUGIE  WILL OPEN THE ATTACK  BATTING

DOUGIE STILLWAITING FOR HIS JUNIOR
BAT TO ARRIVE

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