SLOGGERS 1st SEPT VICTORIA 17.30

THE WEMBLEY GO INTO THIS CUP GAME AS THE ONLY TEAM IN BOTH DIVISONS WITH A 100% RECORD!. ON CURRENT FORM THEY SHOULD MAINTAIN THIS .HOWEVER WE ARE HOPING TO PLAY A FULLY FIT <sober>DOUGIE FOR THE 1st TIME THIS SEASON.
CAN ALL PLAYERS CONFIRM YOUR AVAILABILITY OR OTHERWISE AS WE MUST FIELD  A FULL TEAM.

sloggers take the field in their new team "strip"

WE ARE ALL PIRATES

WEMBLEY  107-5

DASTARDLEY PIRATES  109-3


WHAT SHOULD OF BEEN A ROUTINE SPANKING BY THE PIRATES TURNED OUT TO BE SOMETHING QUITE ENJOYABLE<no,its not SM>.BECAUSE THE PIRATES WERE WILLING TO SHARE THEIR AMPLE BOUNTY  THE WEMBLEY WERE ENTHRALLED BY A NOT SO SLOW IRISHMAN AND A VERY FRIENDLY MONSTER!
DESPITE ALAN"S ATTEMPT TO GET TO THE FAIR EARLY<golden duck>WE TOOK THE GAME TO THEM.
JOHAN<surely player of the season>AND MONSTER HAD TO RETIRE . LOUIE SPARKLED
ON HIS 1st BUT HOPEFULLY NOT  HIS LAST GAME.
HOWEVER  DOUGIE MIGHT OF BEEN   BETTER  OFF WITH A FISHING ROD  AS HE STOOD LIKE  A  GARDEN GNOME AS A SINGLE WAS CALLED.
AN INSPIRED WEMBLEY BOWLING ATTACK  CAUSED  ASTON VILLAS  RESERVE GOALIE
SOME INTERESTING MOMENTS  BUT SOLID  FIELDING BY ALL WAS GREAT TO SEE.<louie answering your mobile whilst fielding a ball is a 1st even  for us!>
JUSTICE WAS DONE,A  BIG BIG THANKS MUST GO OUT TO THE PIRATES FOR PLAYING CRICKET IN  THE TRUE SPIRIT OF GAME.CHEERS!!

DOUGIE IN FULL FLOW

PIRATES AHOY! 25thAUGUST 17.30 EUROPA

SHIVER ME TIMBERS,HOIST THE MAIN BRACE AT LAST REAL OPPONENTS. THEY MIGHT OUT PLAY US BUT CAN THEY OUT DRINK US!!

GIRLS AND BOYS WE NEED A FULL TURN OUT OF PLAYERS AND SUPPORTERS ON WHAT SHOULD BE A MEMBORABLE EVENING.

NEVER TRUST A LAWYER!! part2

ONCE AGAIN HASSANS HAVE BROKEN THEIR CONTRACT AND CRIED OFF. I APOLOGISE
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHANGED ARRANGEMENTS TO PLAY,WE WILL BE SUING FOR COMPO.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IF TEAMS KEEP CANCELLING  WE WILL BE CUP WINNERS BY 26TH SEPT.!!!!
PLEASE KEEP CHECKING THIS BLOG FOR THE NEXT GAME IN THE VIRTUAL CUP!

TEAM PRACTICE AT USUAL TIME

LOCALS GIVE TWO FINGERS TO THE WEMBLEY FINAL

CRICKETING STALWARTS HAYDEN AND MICKEY   BOTH PUT THEIR DIGITS IN THE WRONG PLACE WHILST PARTAKING IN  THE NOBLE GAME ,BOTH CONSOLE THEIR MISFORTUNE OF HAVING TO TAKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS OF WORK BY INDOOR PRACTICE IN THE WEMBLEY

CUP FEVER....HASSANS 17th AUGUST EUROPA 17.30

                                                     CUP FEVER HITS TOWN!!!
WILL HASSANS TURN UP???
WILL DOUGIE OPEN THE BOWLING???
CAN CHARLES MAKE HIS 1st 30???

WILL ALL PLAYERS PLEASE ADVISE ME ON AVAILABILITY A.S.A.P.

MAGNIFICENT SEVEN plus DOUGIE

WEMBLEY    88
WILLAIM HILL 89-3

HAVING ONLY 8 PLAYERS  LED TO WEMBLEY CHOOSING TO BAT.AFTER A BRIGHT START THE FICKLE HAND OF FATE<and some good bowling>STRUCK,AND DESPITE THE 2nd COMMING OF ADRIAN<catholic>AND ALAN<drunkerd.> WE ONLY POSTED  A HUMBLE TARGET.
BUT COMETH THE HOUR  COMETH  THE MAN.! IN A MOVE TO GET TO THE PUB EARLIER DOUGIE WAS GIVEN HIS FIRST OUTING THIS YEAR<or any year>AS A BOWLER. AFTER SEVERAL OVERS HE EVENTUALLY FOUND THE  MAT AND GOT HIS 1st VICTIM.NOT TO BE OUTDONE  BY HIS AGED DAD  JOHAN COMPLETED WHAT MUST BE OUR CATCH OF THE SEASON.
GOOD GAME PLAYED  IN  GOOD SPIRIT .WELL DONE  ALL

BILL HILL 11th AUGUST. Europa 17.40

AFTER  A   DISAPPIONTING CRYING OFF  RECENT OPPONENTS WHAT PRICE WILL YOU GIVE US ON SUCCESS  IN OUR FINAL LEAGUE GAME BEFORE THE CUP STARTS.A FULL TURN OUT IS REQUIRED  AS DETAILS OF END OF SEASON AWARDS WILL BE GIVE OUT<dougie need not apply>.
PRE GAME COCKTAILS WILL BE SERVED IN THE MEERKAT SUITE AT THE  WEMBLEY BAR.

.                        ANY DRESS IS OPTIONAL.

TUESDAY 9TH TARIK .1700 VICTORIA

This game should represent are best hope of our first elusive victory on the field.For this reason please confirm a.s,a.p.to book your place on what could turn out to be an historic night

.St Johns Ambulance will be in attendance for those who feel the need to break or bleed.

NEVER TRUST A LAWYER!!

Victory was snatched from the hands of the Wembley   by the cowardley late cancellation of the erstwhile lawyers Hassans.After what seemed like hours of team preparations  in the bar grown men <and Dougie> were left to cry in their beer at this cruel news.

However we should have 2 games next week  Tues and Thrus,should the opposition not chicken out.

DETAILS  TO BE POST AS SOON AS CONFIRMED